I know what summer looks like. I don’t need the visual assistance. And anyway, it’s not much of a news story anyway – EXCLUSIVE: SUMMER WILL BE HOT.
I am quite a fan of scantily clad women and think there should be more of them but quite fancy a spot of honesty about it. Maybe there could just be a segment at the end of the news where a hot lass in her pants flashes up, or the photo on the front page of The Telegraph could just use the caption ‘look at those’ (yes, at least three times a week as it is they have a picture of a young woman with as tenuous as necessary a connection to a story).
Err, in fact, I think what I’m saying is: ‘Blimey, The Sun is the pinnacle of British journalism.’
Balls.
Forget I mentioned it.
Here’s a picture of me nude to take your mind off it.
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